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<b>The Apothecary Diaries</b>

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<b>The Apothecary Diaries</b>

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This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on
 are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events.

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Is this authentic?

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Of course.

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Have you gotten even prettier?

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Episode 25: Maomao and Maomao

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What is this huge pile, Granny?

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Maomao ordered it, apparently.

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Again?

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This'll be a good business.

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Just deliver it like you're told.

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Understood.

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They're beautiful.

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I'm thinking of keeping some in my room.

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Is everything going well?

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Y-Yes.

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After the garden party, Master Shishou 
did ask for more ladies-in-waiting for her.

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This seems like far too many, though...

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Yes. It's not a good look for the other ladies.

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Greetings, Concubine Loulan.

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Oh? Looking for something?

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Oh, no.

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Maomao is at the clinic.

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It really is spring.

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What are you doing?

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Why do you ask like that?

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I'm making scented oils.

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While cleaning up the clinic, I found a still.

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I'm using some of the blooms left over 
from the blue roses we grew the other day.

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The scent is really strong.

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It's still weaker than wild roses.

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What can I do for you?

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Anyone would grow concerned, 
given such a strong scent.

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Are you making it here because 
you can't do it at the Jade Pavilion?

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That too, but...

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Some scented oils can cause miscarriages.

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It shouldn't be an issue unless
 it's extremely concentrated, but...

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So, there's no need to restrict perfumes 
and things like that in the rear palace?

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Right. It shouldn't be a problem.

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<i>The quack doctor is a nice guy, 
but can't keep his mouth shut.</i>

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<i>He shouldn't know about Concubine 
Gyokuyou's pregnancy yet.</i>

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What's this?

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I'm distilling alcohol.

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By distilling repeatedly, 
I can create a very strong alcohol.

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You're going to drink this?!

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It's for disinfecting.

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I want the Jade Pavilion 
to be as clean as possible,

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since we have a small princess there.

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You can do that?

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You soak a cloth in this, 
and wipe surfaces, among other things.

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You're very knowledgeable.

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I heard that's what they do in the west.

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Oh, right. Your adoptive father is...

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We brought your package.

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What is this?

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Ah, the little lady—

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Master Jinshi, I will make 
some tea. Please have a seat.

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What's inside?

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This is a package from my family. 
It's nothing, really!

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Oh, from your family?

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<i>What's wrong with this guy?!</i>

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Th-There are... undergarments inside.

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Oh... I see.

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But what are these undergarments made of, 
if they require two men to carry?

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The problem with the rear palace is that

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the women are expected to be 
excessively innocent in matters of sex.

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Most of the ladies-in-waiting 
gathered here are virgins.

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What if the emperor finds
 a girl to his liking,

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only to have her fail to perform 
due to her ignorance?

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That's why I thought they need
 to be educated beforehand.

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So... you had these brought in?

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Books, like the ones from
 back then. You know, <i>then</i>.

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<i>After all the work I did to get them 
delivered to the clinic,</i>

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<i>out of Lady Hongniang's sight...</i>

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<i>I used to order them for the emperor, 
who loves these,</i>

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<i>but I increased the order to get more business.</i>

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<i>Bad timing, though.</i>

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These books...

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are very well made.

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The paper is of high quality.

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<i>That's what he noticed? I thought 
maybe he was a closet pervert.</i>

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These books are sometimes used 
as part of a new bride's package,

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and it's popular because the pictures are 
enough to enjoy, even if you can't read.

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A print.

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Not woodblock prints, 
but ones that use metal plates.

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That's impressive.

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Yes. Because it's so good, I wanted 
as many people to see it as possible.

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That's a separate issue.

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If you find this to your liking, 
perhaps you should keep one?

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N-No! That's definitely not it!

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I guess I can let you 
off the hook this one time.

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Really?!

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Tell me which shop sells these.

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No! I just want to know 
about their printing techniques!

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Yes, of course. The shop, got it.

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Xiaomao.

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What is it?

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Perhaps some of the more 
explicit ones need to be censored.

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But the emperor said the previous ones 
weren't exciting enough, so—

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No.

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<i>Sigh... And after I asked Granny to do
 all that work to pick the best ones...</i>

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Oh, what is it that I seek, 
beneath those beautiful flowers?

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Hey, what do you think is buried there?

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Huh.

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Manure?

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You ate too quickly.

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No, it's your fault!

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This novel is really popular, you know!

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Can you read, Xiaolan?

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Nope! But one of the girls 
who can is reading it out loud for us.

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I want to know the rest!

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<i>If even the illiterate 
servant girls know the story,</i>

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<i>the book must truly be popular.</i>

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I'm back.

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What is that?

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The emperor handed it out 
to all of the concubines.

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He said once they're done reading it, 
they should show the others, as well.

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Do you want to read it too, Maomao?

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<i>Looks like it's the same as the one 
Xiaolan talked about. A popular novel.</i>

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<i>These are considered low class 
in high society. So I wonder why...</i>

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<i>Hmm? This stamp...</i>

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<i>It's from the place I told 
Master Jinshi about the other day.</i>

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<i>It might be a novel, but it's of a high 
quality, befitting a gift from the emperor.</i>

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<i>If he gave it out to all of the concubines, 
there must be at least one hundred copies.</i>

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<i>Master Jinshi must have 
asked the emperor to do it.</i>

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Wow! What a page-turner! I can't stop!

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<i>I should have charged a commission!</i>

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<i>But why? Novels are considered lowly.</i>

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<i>Why hand it out to concubines of noble birth...</i>

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<i>I knew it had to do with politics. 
He really was scheming something.</i>

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Oh no, I finished it!

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I want to read the rest!

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Master Gaoshun said he'll hand out 
the next one when they're ready.

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Is something wrong?

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Well, we're the only ladies-in-waiting 
at the Jade Pavilion, right?

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It feels like a waste, having a gift from 
Lady Gyokuyou like this enjoyed by just us.

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But we can't hand it out to the girls 
outside the pavilion. It's too precious.

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What if they lost it?

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You're right.

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Instead of handing out the originals, 
you could create copies yourself.

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Maybe the pictures are too difficult, 
but Lady Ailan, your penmanship is excellent.

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It shouldn't be a problem
 for you to make copies.

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Y-You think so?

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Yikes, that sounds like a lot of work!

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Yinghua, don't say that!

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<i>This is probably the correct 
interpretation of Master Jinshi's idea.</i>

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Let's give it a try.

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Where should we start?

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<i>If books became popular in the rear palace,</i>

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<i>many will want to try to learn to read,</i>

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<i>especially if the book is a popular novel.</i>

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<i>Back when I was Master Jinshi's 
servant, he did ask me...</i>

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Apothecary, what do you think we can do to 
improve the literacy rate of the court ladies?

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<i>Still, he chose a very 
roundabout way of doing it.</i>

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Hey, Maomao!

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Please teach me how to read and write!

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Where'd that come from?

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The girl who read the novels out loud for us 
wore out her voice by reading too much.

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Instead, she made copies of 
the books for us, but I can't read.

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Then I could read them to you—

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No!

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That girl spent so much time making 
copies for me. I can't cheat like that.

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<i>Good girl.</i>

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Hey, what's this, all of a sudden?!

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This is your name. Try to write it yourself.

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<b>Xiaolan</b>

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Got it!

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<b>Xiaolan</b>

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I didn't know my name was so complicated.

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Writing helps you learn to read too, 
but do you want to just focus on reading?

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No, I might as well learn to write, too!

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Once I leave the rear palace, 
I have to work on my own.

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Being able to read and write helps, right?

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What is this?!

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<i>Xiaolan is thinking about 
her future in her own way.</i>

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Let's go a bit quickly, then.

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Yes, thank you!

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What does this say?

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Mushroom fungus.

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And this?

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<b>Mushroom fungus</b>

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<b>Thornapple</b>

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<b>Kudzu root</b>

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Thornapple.

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This?

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Kudzu root.

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Hey, are those commonly used words?

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We should start with greetings.

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Sounds good.

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Is Princess Lingli allowed to go on walks now?

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Yes. The pavilion has become 
a bit too small for her, so I asked.

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She really likes to run around 
all over the place.

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What do you think, Maomao?

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I agree. For the princess's health, it would
 be best for her to go outside more.

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Two eunuchs will follow her as guards.

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Could you and Hongniang accompany her?

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Understood.

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<i>All of the emperor's previous children 
have passed away very young.</i>

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<i>This seems like a bit of 
an overreaction for a simple walk,</i>

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<i>but I guess it's understandable.</i>

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Maomao, you know a lot about 
flowers and creatures.

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Can you teach Lingli while we're outside?

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Lady Gyokuyou, no! She'll teach 
the princess all sorts of nasty things.

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Oh? I think it's useful.

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Who knows where she'll get married off?

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<i>The princess is still a baby, but in 
a decade or so, talks of marriage may arise.</i>

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<i>If she went to a foreign nation, 
she might not necessarily be welcome.</i>

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<i>Knowing about medicines 
and poisons can only help her.</i>

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<i>She really is a clever concubine.</i>

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<i>Reactions to seeing the princess are varied.</i>

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<i>They represent the differing 
views towards her.</i>

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<i>Perhaps soon, she'll learn 
what those eyes mean.</i>

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That's a primrose.

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Oh, Princess!

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Princess!

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Princess! You mustn't!

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I'll go take a look.

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A kitten?

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Princess!

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I have to catch it?

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<i>Oh, well.</i>

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Found you!

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You want this?

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Oh, I thought you were 
trying to catch it. Was I wrong?

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Thank you.

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Here.

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It might be hungry. I'll leave it to you!

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See ya!

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Maomao, is that...

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Yes, a cat.

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It's dirty. The princess 
shouldn't touch it for now.

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R-Right...

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Let's keep it safe for the time being. 
I'll let management know.

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Yes.

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Oh, how rare. A kitten.

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I found it.

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How sad. It's trembling.

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I just boiled some water. Hold on a moment.

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<i>This is strange, though.</i>

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<i>There are almost no pets in the rear palace.</i>

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<i>Keeping an animal requires a permit,</i>

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<i>and cats and dogs need to be castrated.</i>

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<i>Where was this kitten born?</i>

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Wrap a bottle of hot water with cloth, 
and put it next to it.

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You seem to be familiar with this.

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I found a cat before, too.

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It was a very cute calico.

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I see.

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It's very skinny. Do we
 have any livestock milk?

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Sure, I'll go ask the kitchen.

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Also, a livestock intestine.

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I-Intestine?!

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I was thinking of using it as 
a replacement for its mother's teat.

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We had sausages a few times, 
perhaps there's some in the kitchen...

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Sure, I'll go ask.

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<i>It would have been best 
to bathe it in warm water,</i>

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<i>but in its current state, it won't survive.</i>

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<i>Instead, I'll have to wipe off 
the dirt with a cloth,</i>

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<i>and kill any fleas with oil.</i>

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Little lady, I found some goat milk!

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And some intestine, too.

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Thank you.

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So cute. So cute!

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<i>That night, the emperor 
visited the Jade Pavilion.</i>

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We've decided to keep the kitten.

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Do continue to take care of it.

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<i>The emperor can be a doting parent, too.</i>

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Maomao, taking care of a kitten. 
It suits your name, too.

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<i>When the kitten grew healthier,</i>

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I washed it with a detergent 
made of crushed soap beans.

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Wow, the water went grey.

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<i>I fed it milk for a while, 
but as it improved,</i>

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<i>it started to be able to eat shredded chicken.</i>

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When we put down a box filled with 
sand, it relieved itself on its own.

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We can't have you scratching the princess.

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How goes the child-raising?

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I think she's ready to be 
presented to the princess.

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Good.

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Small fish? They might be a bit
 tough as-is. Shall I boil them?

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O-Of course.

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She's female.

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Yes. I'm glad we don't have to castrate—

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My apologies.

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No, don't worry about it.

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Let me get you a snack as an apology...

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<i>Can't put these out, I guess.</i>

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You want to try?

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I don't actually like cats.

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With your name?

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I get that a lot.

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Master Jinshi, you seem to like cats.

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Not as much as those two.

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I don't really understand the appeal.

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I agree. However, according to cat lovers,

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the fact that you can't tell what 
they're thinking is part of the appeal.

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Oh.

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They're fun to watch. You can't 
keep your eyes off of them.

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After a while, you start 
to want to touch them.

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Hmm.

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They usually behave coldly,

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but suddenly become friendly 
when you feed them, which is annoying.

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<b>Ox bezoar</b>

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R-Right...

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At that point, they say 
you just kind of give up.

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<i>Poking at their paws, kissing them... 
it all seems very unsanitary.</i>

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What's wrong, Master Jinshi?

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I'm starting to see it, too.

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Is that so?

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<i>They never figured out 
where the kitten came from,</i>

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<i>so they assumed she must have 
snuck in with a luggage cart.</i>

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<i>Later, the kitten...</i>

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<i>was bestowed the title of "Admonisher 
of Thieves" by the emperor.</i>

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<i>In other words, she was tasked with chasing 
down rats threatening the clinic's reserves.</i>

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<i>But...</i>

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<b>Maomao</b>

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<i>I'll never understand why they
 decided to name her Maomao.</i>

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Let's get this cleaned up fast.

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Yes. The caravan is coming soon.

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Caravan...?

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Next Time

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<i>Next time: "Caravan."</i>

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Episode 26: Caravan
