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<b>The Apothecary Diaries</b>

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<b>The Apothecary Diaries</b>

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This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on
 are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events.

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Episode 14: The New Pure Consort

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Are you serious?

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Of course.

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Maomao's back. I have to make 
the best of that situation.

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That should do for now.

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<i>Unlike the rear palace, there are barely 
any herbs growing in the outer court.</i>

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<i>I need to work on fixing that.</i>

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Xiaomao.

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I thought I asked you to clean the office.

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Right away!

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Don't spend too much time on gardening.

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<i>She's tough.</i>

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What's going on?

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I have no idea.

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Crystal Pavilion
\h\hWise Consort
\h\hLihua

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Jade Pavilion
\h\hPrecious Consort
\h\h\h\h\h\hGyokuyou

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Hmm.

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Excuse me.

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Hmm?

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Do you know about the new Pure Consort 
who just entered the Garnet Pavilion?

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Yes.

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<i>The replacement for 
Concubine Ah-Duo, who left.</i>

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Well, the rear palace wants
 to educate the concubine.

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And for some reason, they want
 you to be the teacher.

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<b>Teacher
Maomao</b>

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Hah, that's a funny joke.

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Nobody's joking. Look who recommended you.

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Recommended?

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<b>Precious Consort
Gyokuyou</b>

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And here's another.

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<b>Wise Consort
Lihua</b>

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Lady Lihua, too?

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Oh...

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<i>It was that, huh?</i>

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I'm counting on you.

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<i>I can't ignore a request from two concubines.</i>

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<i>They were nice enough to clearly
 write the payment amount.</i>

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<i>Our old lady is surely 
hiking up that price, though.</i>

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<i>Now's my chance...</i>

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This is all teaching 
material for your class?

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Yes. And here's the invoice.

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This seems about right.

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I wonder why the ink is
 a different color here.

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<i>Yikes!</i>

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<i>She really is tough.</i>

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<i>I guess I can't prey on our young master 
while this old maid is around.</i>

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What's inside?

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<i>I can't let him see my 
precious teaching material.</i>

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F-Fine, I won't look.

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Do you need help carrying it?

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I'm fine.

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<i>If I have to do it, I'm going all the way.</i>

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<i>It's been a while.</i>

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<i>It's relaxing, this weird girly atmosphere.</i>

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It's Master Jinshi!

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He's so beautiful as always.

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This is quite a crowd.

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They must have heard 
the rumors about the lesson.

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Just so you're all aware, only the high-ranking 
concubines will be attending today.

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If you have no other business, you may leave.

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<i>Is this eunuch some
 sort of mythical monster?</i>

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No!

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Why?

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Only the high-ranking concubines will 
attend the lesson. You said so yourself.

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<i>Dammit, he's built tougher than he looks.</i>

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What we'll discuss is a secret 
technique for women only!

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<i>Lady Gyokuyou.</i>

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<i>Beautiful, as always.</i>

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<i>Seems like Lady Hongniang 
hasn't changed, either.</i>

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<i>Lady Lishu seems very nervous.</i>

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<i>I guess it's natural, seeing how there are 
three other high-ranking concubines here.</i>

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<i>As long as that taster is with her, 
she should be better off than before.</i>

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<i>Lady Lihua seems to have recovered 
fully to her healthy, voluptuous form.</i>

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<i>Hmm? Is that the lady-in-waiting 
from the face powder incident...?</i>

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<i>She doesn't have to be so wary of me.</i>

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<i>And Concubine Ah-Duo's replacement,</i>

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<i>the new Pure Consort, Concubine Loulan.</i>

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<i>Is that flashy southern
 outfit her usual style?</i>

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<i>Her face seems northern, but I can't tell 
what she really looks like under all that.</i>

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<i>Given her age, the emperor 
will most likely spend time with her.</i>

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<i>It seems the power balance at the rear 
palace shouldn't be negatively affected.</i>

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<i>Eh. Who cares.</i>

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My name is Maomao. I will be
 serving as your instructor today.

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What I will be teaching you today

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is a secret technique 
shared only amongst women.

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Please do not share it with others.

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Now, here are the learning materials.

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Wow!

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Oh... Oh...

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What's going on in there?

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I can't tell.

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Phew. Hmm?

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Good work. That took a while.

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<i>This guy was eavesdropping for sure.</i>

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What's wrong?

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What's going on here?

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Goodbye, tired routines!

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Do this, then this...

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No way. No way, ever...

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Lady Lishu!

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I just taught them, as ordered.

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<i>At least I made the two who 
recommended me happy.</i>

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<i>I couldn't tell what she was thinking at all.</i>

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<i>Use the knowledge as you see fit.</i>

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Hey, what kind of lecture did you give?

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You can ask the emperor later 
if he liked it or not.

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Hey.

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I'm spent.

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Looking forward to that bonus reward!

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This way!

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I'll stay out of it.

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So cold...

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Master Lakan! Master Lakan!

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Master Lakan, there you are.

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Hmm.

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Something of interest?

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No, nothing at all.

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<i>I wonder what that sound was last night.</i>

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<i>Even though he's a eunuch, he has work 
outside of the rear palace as well?</i>

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<i>It's not like he can just ignore silly bills.</i>

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<i>It's good paper. I could sell these 
for a pretty good amount.</i>

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<i>What a waste, burning it all.</i>

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<i>The trash burning place is over 
by the military offices...</i>

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Xiaomao.

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It's cold outside.

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Thank you.

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<i>He's so thoughtful. Shame he's a eunuch.</i>

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This is from Master Jinshi! 
I merely delivered it!

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I see.

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<i>He needs permission just to give warm 
clothes to a servant? What a bother.</i>

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Thank you, Master Jinshi.

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Don't worry about it.

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<i>The outer court is several times 
larger than the rear palace,</i>

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<i>yet I see hardly any medicinal herbs growing.</i>

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<i>I guess the only notable ones 
are dandelions and mugworts,</i>

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<i>which are abundant anywhere.</i>

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<i>It's winter, so they're hard to spot, too.</i>

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<i>Maybe I'll plant some seeds 
around here as well.</i>

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Ooh, red spider lily!

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Here too! And there, too!

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They're so tasty when 
the bulb root is put in water.

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If I fail to remove the poison, it causes 
horrible stomachaches, though.

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Hmm?

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It's Master Lihaku.

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His belt's a different color.

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Did he get a promotion?

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Hmm? Oh hey, little lady.

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Master Lihaku.

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Accompanying a concubine or something?

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Rare to see you outside the rear palace.

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<i>He doesn't know I got fired.</i>

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<i>Master Lihaku. He fell in love 
with Big Sister Pairin,</i>

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<i>one of the Three Princesses 
of the Verdigris House.</i>

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<i>He's working hard to get a promotion 
for his love. How adorable.</i>

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Hmm?

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<i>The cost of a night with Pairin is equal to 
half the annual salary of a commoner.</i>

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<i>Since that's too expensive, 
I hear he often visits the Verdigris House</i>

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<i>to have tea with the servant girls.</i>

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<i>I never ran into him there.</i>

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<i>I guess once a man has a taste 
of the heavenly nectar,</i>

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<i>he can't help but try to get at least a glimpse.</i>

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<i>He's really working hard.</i>

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Hmm? What is it?

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Nothing. I've been transferred 
from the rear palace

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to the personal quarters of a certain official.

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Personal quarters? 
Who's crazy enough to do that?

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Yeah, I wonder the same.

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By the way, were you busy with something?

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A little.

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Just a small fire, not rare 
at this time of the year.

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I've been brought out to investigate 
since they can't determine the cause.

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<i>Unknown cause? So that must be 
what the noise from last night was.</i>

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Was anyone injured?

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Just the warehouseman. 
He's not critically injured, but—

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Hey, don't get too close.

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Understood.

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<i>Why wouldn't you expect me 
to get curious after hearing that?</i>

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<i>Soot reaching the adjacent building.</i>

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<i>Shrapnel all over the building.</i>

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<i>This is more like an explosion than a fire.</i>

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<i>I see.</i>

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<i>They suspect arson.</i>

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<i>That's why Master Lihaku is here, 
not a lower-ranking official.</i>

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<i>This isn't just some random warehouse.</i>

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<i>It's the palace, where the emperor is.</i>

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<i>Our empire is overall pretty peaceful, 
but there's always someone with issues.</i>

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<i>There's the occasional barbarian attack,</i>

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<i>and a famine or drought here and there.</i>

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<i>Who knows how long peace with 
the neighboring nations will last?</i>

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<i>I'm sure some people in some foreign 
countries have some complaints.</i>

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Charcoal? No, it's a burnt potato.

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What a waste.

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So this was food storage.

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<i>Ivory? Looks like a smoking pipe.</i>

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Quit snooping around by yourself!

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A pipe...

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<i>An explosion. Food storage. A pipe.</i>

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Hey!

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Can you hear me?!

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I can hear you.

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<i>I'm just not listening to you.</i>

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Does this warehouse store the same kind
of stuff as the burnt one?

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Yeah. The oldest things go in the back.

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Can I have this?

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I suppose so.

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And this, too?

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I also need a hammer, a saw, and some nails.

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What are you trying to do?

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Just a quick experiment.

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This will do.

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You're strangely good at this.

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I grew up poor. I'm good 
at making things I don't have.

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That's flour, right?

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Yes. It was in the warehouse.

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Is this what you needed?

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Yes. And the flame source I asked for?

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Right here.

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Thank you, sir.

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I don't get it.

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It's ready. Please stand back. It's dangerous.

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Y-Yes...

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Master Lihaku, it's dangerous.

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What danger could there be?

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Whatever you do, I'm a military 
officer. How can I be at risk?

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Understood. But it really <i>is</i> dangerous, 
so please do be very careful.

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You have to run right away.

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Huh? Run from what—

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Put it out!

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See? I told you so.

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So, what caused the explosion?

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It was this.

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Flour?

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Yes. Fine powder, like wheat 
or buckwheat flour, burns easily.

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The particles can catch fire when airborne.

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This was likely what sparked it.

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A pipe...?

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If someone snuck inside to take 
a quick smoke in private,

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the outside wind could flow in, 
blowing the powder into the air.

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If the pipe was lit at that time...

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The flour filling the air would 
catch fire, and cause an explosion.

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Please let the warehousemen know 
not to smoke in the warehouses.

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How do you know these things?

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Once, at the Verdigris House, 
I blew up a room I borrowed.

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You...

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You stupid girl!

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<i>The old lady was real scary back then.</i>

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But powders exploding? How strange.

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Almost nothing in the world is truly strange.

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Anything that feels strange 
is just not yet known.

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Achoo!

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Please take care to not catch a cold.

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If you do, find Luomen in the pleasure 
district. His medicines work well.

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Right.

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<i>Dad's so bad at marketing. 
I should help him out a little.</i>

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<i>Hopefully, he'd pay a visit 
while he's out there for Pairin.</i>

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Well, I'm heading back to work now.

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Sure.

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Oh, I accidentally brought this with me.

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If I clean this up and put a new mouthpiece 
on it, would it be good again?

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It might sell for a pretty good price.

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That said, it seems too impressive 
for a warehouseman to own.

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Might be something precious.

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Maybe I'll clean it up and give it back.

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Dammit!

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I'm worthy, too... Dammit!

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Next Time

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<i>Next time: "Raw Fish."</i>

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Episode 15: Raw Fish
